Ladyboys who sell their bodies for money are a mysterious group. Many ladyboys are notoriously money hungry so if you can’t find a regular girl to help you indulge in your wild sex fantasies there is a good chance you will have no problem finding a ladyboy who is up for anything you can possibly think of and you may be surprised when she takes you on the sexual rollercoaster ride of your life and introduces you to some pleasures of the body you were previously never aware of. You wouldn’t be the first guy to say you had the bang of your life after a wild night of x rated passion with a horny ladyboy. But what about morals beyond the money and sex, as far as this is concerned it would depend on the ladyboy in question but I have heard my fair share on information on where ladyboys stand with morals and money. 

Recently a few of the English lads I know were visiting Thailand for their annual sexfest. These blokes only have two things on their mind when they make the annual pilgrimage to Pattaya the sex mecca of Thailand, that is booze and sex but not necessarily in that order. This particular group of guys are a lively bunch to say the least and not overly concerned with what people think of their behavior or if they upset each other along the way. I always get a kick out of what they get up to and they love to share their debaucherous tales with anyone who will listen and they hold nothing back.

One of the lads brought his younger brother and since it was his first time in Thailand they had an all-nighter drinking session on their first night in Pattaya only to find the new comer curled up in bed with a young princess when they eventually arrived home. He had wandered off from the group during the monumental drinking session and found his pretty friend at some stage during the night. As they all jumped on the bed to wake him up after they arrived back at the hotel they realized his sexy princess was in fact a prince in a dress. The truth is no one knew for sure at that stage whether he was even aware that he had landed himself a kathoey on his first big night out and although they all gave him shit about it, many of them had been caught out before including his brother and most of them had hooked up with either the same shemale again or another one during their sex and booze holiday.

As it turned out he says he wasn’t aware of what he had done and was definitely not aware in his drunken state that he had picked up a he instead of a she. Although in the morning after the other guys had gone to bed and he eventually was ready to get out of bed he was most definitely aware that he was lying next to a ladyboy and openly admitted he jumped her from behind and screwed her brains out and wanted to do it again so that’s exactly what he did. He ended up spending so much time with his new ladyboy friend that he spent very little time with his brother and their friends.

A week before they were about to go back home to England he told his brother about his plan, to which his brother almost hit the roof. He told his brother he had been talking with his ladyboy lover and decided he was going to take her back to England with him when they returned. Let me say at this point, although this may have been his plan, the chances of getting a ladyboy hooker a visa to enter another country outside of South East Asia within a short space of time even if she already had a passport would be remote to say the least. Both him and his brother were unaware of the legal complications in respect to getting the required visa in order but as it turned out that didn’t eventually matter.

Over drinks that night the brothers argued over many things but basically it came down to the fact that this was a transsexual prostitute who cannot be trusted and to take her/him back home was not a wise move for so many reasons. They could not agree so they both went their separate ways and both got completely blind rotten drunk. When the older brother got back to the hotel late that night he knocked on his brother door and was surprised to be greeted at the door by his brother’s kathoey sex partner. He came into the room and noticed his brother sound asleep on the bed. The ladyboy was wide awake, who knows what she was on, and eager for action. The older brother saw this as an opportunity to fix the situation so he took the ladyboy into the bathroom and jammed her in the shower and then walked out. Now this is the funny part that concerns ladyboys and their moral code of ethics.

Upon waking in the morning the ladyboy woke up the younger brother and demanded to know if he still wanted her to accompany him back to England. To which he replied he most certainly did. At this point you will probably not believe what I am about to tell you. I certainly didn’t when I found out. She said to him if you want me to come back with you, you must get money from your brother for last night. He had no idea what she was talking about so she told him his brother had come around last night, screwed her in the shower and then left without getting paid for the sex. Now as funny as this may sound and personally I think this is one of the most hilarious ladyboy stories I have ever heard, it really gives you an insight into the ladyboy mindset and how this ladyboy in particular looked at her relationship with the young English lad. You really have to hand to her, she had the balls, literally, to ask him if he wanted her to still go to England with him and then in the same breath, was honest enough or trusting of her relationship with him enough, to tell him his brother came around and plugged her and then ask him to get the money off his brother. I think this is an absolute clanger.

As it all panned out the older brother managed to destroy any relationship his younger brother had with the very honest shemale, if you could call it a relationship. The two brothers got into a fight over the older one screwing the younger ones ladyboy lover but later that night when junior met up with his kathoey friend she wanted the money from the other brother and demaned he get it or pay it himself for the service she provided for his brother. This was the end of their short lived love affair.

So the moral to this story is if you get hooked up with a street wise and hardened tranny hooker from Pattaya she may not be burdened with the same type of moral code you live by. Do what you want to do and enjoy yourself but falling in love with a professional kathoey vixen might not be a wise move, if in doubt ask your brother.